FedEx stole my husband

and why is it so hard to find good safety glasses? I finally have trashed my classic and hard-sought-after classic ones and I don't think they make them any more. Fine, I'll get some new ones, and boy are there a lot of styles in the catalogs (labsafety.com for example) but I'd like to see how they look on ME before I buy them, only no one actually stocks them in a store! SHEESH.

Happy anniversary, baby - I love you.
-maia