wishlist

so my birthday is coming up, and I couldn't even begin to think of what I might possibly want, but I realized my amazon wishlist is woefully outdated, so I have been attempting to update it.

The problem is, I can't find some of the things I'd really like to put on my wishlist on the amazon website. Like:
*someone to come over and tell me what clothes to keep and which ones to chuck - and to ease my mind about getting rid of clothes that I have no disposable income to replace
*wall space to put up more of the amazing art collection we have
*the ability to concentrate when the kids are being crazy or demanding
*magic powers
*gene splicer to retroactively give my kids the pick-up gene
*winning lottery ticket